Air to a G-String

[deborah_c]

This is all dan_ad_nauseam(who may be on LJ, but if so I have no idea of his ID)'s fault, you know.

I spent two hours this afternoon lying down with my eyes shut, and nothing better to do. There was a CD of light classics on in the room, and when I heard Bach playing, this just sort of leaked into my mind...

With apologies to J.S. Bach...

Don't... wear low trousers in Virginia
For... if you expose your underwear
you may regret the public glare
and the stares of the citizens
of Virginia

Don't... wear low trousers in Virginia
For... though it may spare a panty line
you may be troubled by a fine
most malign in the commonwealth
of Virginia

Fashion trends are fun
But HB nineteen eighty-one
would aim to say that we must hide away
our underwear from the sun

Richmond's virgin eyes
should no longer see vistas of backsides

Wearing a thong
Won't be banned for long
For the senate say
that they will have their way
committee will delay
for in G-strings the senators can see no wrong.

(This is what it's about...)