Calling g_dog

[deborah_c]

I don't suppose you could arrange for something... interesting... to happen to this man, could you?

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[gerald_duck]

Hmm. The URL, "brit_prof_argues_for_id" made me think it was going to be some loony in favour of ID cards.

I'm not sure the reality is any better. /-8

[the-alchemist.livejournal.com]

Who's g_dog? It sounds to me like a case for Mr Bach Vu...

[deborah_c]

Oh, you'd like her. She drinks gin, and wants to rule the world.

[keris.livejournal.com]

Oooh! He's just around the corner from where I work. I'll have words with her tonight, I'm sure she'll be happy to send someone round to slap him with a wet fish for a bit or something like that.

[highstone.livejournal.com]

A sociologist? Anyone taking advice/evidence from a sociologist is probably a dabbler in Thee Darke Arts.

[dreamfracture.livejournal.com]

You just described half of Cambridge.

[davefish.livejournal.com]

Maybe if she was out on a mission I might not get slapped around quite so much. I could barely move my left arm this morning afte rthe battering

[sparksoflight.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

[hrrunka]

...and he's got a Book To Sell too. ;)

[whotheheckami.livejournal.com]

Do you want us to prove evolution to him be de-evolving him? It can be very very painful and involves reducing him to lots of tiny, individual cells;@)

[g-dog.livejournal.com]

But I'm succeeding.

[g-dog.livejournal.com]

What's it worth?

[g-dog.livejournal.com]

Yes well it's your fault. It was my bed until you so rudely moved in and stole my radiator.

[keris.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I think she's being a bit belligerent tonight... I'll feed her gin and chocolate and hopefully she'll be more accommodating in the morning :)

[keris.livejournal.com]

I apologise on behalf of my friend g_dog, who is lovely really...

[deborah_c]

Gin. And possibly, if it's done with artistry and makes the papers pour encourager les autres, more gin.

[deborah_c]

Oh, and not only that, but she's small, cute, and has an interesting kind of nose. I stand by my statement that you'd like her. Although, it has to be said, I'm probably going to get my kneecaps broken for saying that...

[davefish.livejournal.com]

But your radiator is ever so nice and warm.
And kindly slaps you about the head when you don't get up soon enough to sort your alarm clock out.

[g-dog.livejournal.com]

You make an interesting proposition. Throw in some chocolate, and I'll have words with my allies. Watch the papers in a couple of days.

G. Dog.

[g-dog.livejournal.com]

keris keeps looking at my nose...

[g-dog.livejournal.com]

You should try poking her in the ear with a paw; it's fun, AND you get things fetched for you. And no alarm clock related violence either once she's well trained.

[zanda-myrande.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Because nothing abolishes a dissenting view like inflicting violence on its proponents...;)

[deborah_c]

Um. Even rereading now in light of your answer, I can't see myself asking for the infliction of violence there. Not in any legally actionable way, anyway.

In any case, I refer the honourable gentleman to this debate. My even having started this thread is simply a figment of our collectively-manipulated imaginations :-)

[zanda-myrande.livejournal.com]

You do disingenuous so well, my dear. Or maybe when someone says "...interesting..." in that particular way there's another meaning to it that I'm not aware of.

I don't care how right the people who attack Intelligent Design are, or how wrong it is. Both sides of the debate are arguing from entrenched certainty and with contempt for their opponents, as the page you linked to makes abundantly clear, and that always leaves a foul taste in my mouth. I don't believe contempt is ever something the good guys do. Guess I'm just sad and strange...

[keris.livejournal.com]

...and g_dog does sometimes set tigers onto people, but in this case I think she was planning something more surreal. I've just been sent to Wilkos to get wire, feathers, and some tinsel. Hmmm.