deborah_c: (GaFilk 2006)
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John Prescott? Ewwwww...

Date: 2006-04-26 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm trying not to think about it. Really hard.

Date: 2006-04-26 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Brain soap. That's what's needed. That or mental floss.

Date: 2006-04-26 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Very scary indeed.

Date: 2006-04-26 11:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-04-26 11:23 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Well, yes, but in what context?

Date: 2006-04-26 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I wonder how fast we can get John Profumo turning in his grave now that he's got one.

Date: 2006-04-26 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I take it I'm glad I can't follow links to newssites from work?

Date: 2006-04-26 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm sorry, I seem to have stopped being automatically logged in. It was I. And I do see what you mean.

Date: 2006-04-26 11:28 am (UTC)
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Date: 2006-04-26 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Seconded, but no worse than David Mellor, which had a similar *squick* factor. They do say that power is an aphrodisiac, but I wonder if these women were under the influence of drugs as well...

Date: 2006-04-26 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I always had some time for John Prescott because he thumped the bloke who threw an egg at his wife two days before the General Election. I thought it showed backbone and lack of regard for political polls in the face of disrespect to someone he loved.

Obviously I was wrong.

Date: 2006-04-26 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well...if it is a matter of taste, it reminds me of another piece of weird taste.
Last week it was reported that british Paprazzi took a Photo of german chancelleress Angela Merkel on the beach, during her holiday in italy, apparently without clothes. She didn't mind too much.
But I really wonder, who does want to see THAT?

Angela Merkel

Date: 2006-04-26 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It is scary that not even her official website ( has any good photos of her...

Date: 2006-04-26 11:34 am (UTC)
aunty_marion: Official Aunty Marion (Default)
From: [personal profile] aunty_marion
Definitely Ewwwwwww. Even I've never been *that* hard up!!!

*applies mental floss and brain bleach by turns*

Date: 2006-04-26 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I still haven't got used to the idea of John Major and Edwina Currie. At least he managed to go up in people's opinions as a result. And as for that photo session Edwina did with the motor-bike... I think she did lots for all politicians' credibility. Well, maybe not *all* of them.

Date: 2006-04-26 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
John Major was quite good-looking though.

Date: 2006-04-26 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
nooooooooooooooooooooooo. bad fiona. He did always remind me of superman. But then i also thought superman was a big geek with no lips (with due repect and deference to him being dead etc...)

Date: 2006-10-17 10:45 am (UTC)
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Date: 2006-04-26 12:48 pm (UTC)
ext_3375: Banded Tussock (Default)
From: [identity profile]
I thought better of John Major when I heard: never thought such a mild-mannered chap had it in him to be such a dragon-tamer.

Date: 2006-04-26 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I am scared. Very very scared.

Mind if I, ooo, hide under a fog of foggy fogginess until the thoughts go away?

Date: 2006-04-26 01:06 pm (UTC)
ext_3375: Banded Tussock (Default)
From: [identity profile]

John Prescott is a useful mental exercise for those inconvenient and embarrasing moments when you find you have an inappropriate erection (or other physical signs of arousal applicable to your gender and/or species). For your refernece, I have provided detailed instructions below:

  1. Breathe deeply.
  2. Start by thinking of John Prescott in the 'Charles' panel of a Royal Wedding commemorative mug, then slide and congeal him around onto the 'Diana' panel.
  3. Breathe Deeply.
  4. Should this fail, picture a favourite scene from 'The Full Monty' (eg, the cellophane scene), substituting JP.
  5. Breathe Deeply.
  6. Should this fail, recall the video of 'I Want to Break Free', mentally substituting the late Freddie Mercury for a bedragg-ed John Prescott.
  7. Breathe Deeply.
  8. Should this fail, mentally replay the video of 'Chemistry' by Girls aloud; use your mind as a video editing suite, successively replacing each of the curvaceous gyrating bimbettes with an identically-clad John Prescott. Try to keep up with the scene shifts and costume changes.
  9. Breathe Deeply.
  10. Should this fail, accept that you are who you are, physical and mental abnormalities and all, and look people straight in the eye. It's polite not to notice.

Sod it, I've done it again. I'll put it on my own blog, it belongs there.

Date: 2006-04-26 09:23 pm (UTC)
gerald_duck: (female-mallard-frontal)
From: [personal profile] gerald_duck
Once upon a time, my previous employer's factory was opened by John Major (he was the local MP). My boss was a lifelong loony leftie and detested everything John Major stood for. He still found the guy charming and personable, despite himself.

Similarly, I found David Davis to be a thoroughly nice bloke.

I fear, therefore, that John Prescott might be a charmer face-to-face, even for people who utterly despise old-school trades-unionist Labour. At least, he must have been back when he was first getting elected to Parliament, and he could still have what it takes.

But no, personally I wouldn't. Not for anything!

Date: 2006-04-27 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, yes. But then I could go on for hours about the evil of the man.

Date: 2006-04-29 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
... Yes indeed. *shudders*
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